THE DAILY SHOE REVIEW
Ah, South African fashionistas, ever the arbiters of elegance with a hint of whimsy!
For those of you who require a shoe that whispers “soirée” as loudly as your statement necklace, behold the Luella Crystal Bow Court Heel.
Now, let's be clear, these aren't for traversing the cobbled streets of Stellenbosch in search of the perfect pinotage. These are for an entrance, a deliberate swish of a satin-clad foot that sets the poolside cocktail party abuzz.
Imagine yourself, a modern-day Cinderella (minus the pumpkin carriage, darling, we're well past fairytales), with a manageably-high stiletto that boasts a glittering diamante bow – a touch of playful decadence that says, “I came to slay, and also, perhaps, secure a second glass of bubbly.”
And did I mention they're also available in pretty pink and currently half off? Now that's a happily ever after ending we can all get behind. But hurry, darlings, these beauties won't last at this price – unlike that questionable fruitcake at your Aunt Brenda's house.